I’m starting to think I should change the title of my blog from “the Life of Zim” to “the Rant of Zim”.
It’s amazing how disconcerting Corporate America really is. Actually, I take that back, I’m not
amazed by it at all. It’s simply disturbing.
So, next up on my shit list is Adobe Systems Incorporated.
If you haven’t been following along on the blog, we were recently robbed. Someone came into our house and took our shit. It sucks. We’re still dealing with it a week later, and I’m sure we’ll still be dealing with it a month from now. Once again, it sucks. With that, I should point out that I do not blame Adobe for the burglary or think that it is their responsibility to compensate us for said burglary. My frustration with Adobe is rooted in their Customer Service, or rather lack there of. I’m am deeply disappointed by every aspect of their customer service that we have received up to this point.
A note for those of you that are unfamiliar with Adobe products and specifically CS4 or Creative Suite 4: You should know that the version of the Creative Suite that Laura had was Adobe Creative Suite 4: Design Premium, which costs $1,799. There is no comparable alternative to Adobe. For the line of work we are in, you use Adobe; it’s that simple. Now, it’s not Adobe’s fault for being the best at what they do, but I think it is important to note that they have a loose monopoly on the market. That said, between the high cost of their product and their dominance over the market, I believe, Adobe is in a greater echelon that ought to be held to a higher standard for the level of service they provide to their customers.
After the burglary, Laura bought a new computer. Upon attempting to install her copy of CS4 the software told her that the maximum number of machines (2) had been activated for her copy of CS4. The first activation was lost when the video card went out on her computer, which Apple replaced with a new MacBook Pro. The second when that replacement MacBook Pro was stolen a week ago.
CS4 comes with a License FAQ html file regarding possible issues you might run into. If you are on a Mac and have CS4 installed in the default location, you should be able to find the FAQ here. I was unable to find the FAQ on the Adobe website. The FAQ reads:
What happens if my computer is stolen or damaged and cannot be repaired?
If your computer is stolen, damaged beyond repair or the hard drive is completely re-imaged, the activation will be lost. In either case you can install and start using the Adobe product on your new computer, which will automatically detect the problem if you already had two computers activated. The activation process will guide you through the new activation, even if the prior computer is no longer available.
Both activation instances should totally be covered here. I’m sure that Apple re-imaged the laptop that was sent back, and the other installation was stolen with the computer. So naturally, after reading this, we thought, “Oh, great! Looks like there shouldn’t be any problem at all.” Wrong. Opening any program of CS4 prompts for activation. Upon activation a message displays saying that the maximum number of activations has been reached and that you have 30 days — the trail period length — to resolve the issue. There is no direction on how to solve the issue other than deactivating the other installations — which you must have the computer that the software is installed on to do — and in our case is impossible, but apparently covered according to the FAQ?
Next step: let’s call customer service. Hopefully you’ve never had the need to contact Adobe. Navigating their website and specifically their contact information is fairly difficult. Links are difficult to find, and over all it’s a counter-intuitive site architecture. Once you finally find the list of phone numbers, there’s the question of which number to call — in our case a tossup between Customer Service and Technical Support. I have yet to find any email address to contact, which is very surprising to me. I suppose with an email they can’t just put you on hold until you give up.
Preface to calls to customer service:
All of the service representatives we spoke to were in India. I don’t have any problem with Adobe’s customer service department being based in India. I don’t particularly like that Adobe is outsourcing as I would prefer they kept jobs in the United States, but fundamentally I can’t blame them for it. Outsourcing is a cheaper way of doing things and I can understand how a company that grossed $3.58 billion in 2008 would need to save money where it can. However, speaking to someone with an Indian accent — as well as someone from India speaking to someone with an American accent — can cause some serious communication barriers. Additionally, for the level of service we received, I want to say that Adobe’s India employees are so far removed from the company that the quality of service has suffered. Of course that assumes that this isn’t all intentional on Adobe’s part.
First Call
Laura calls customer service and explains the issue she’s having. The woman says, “Open CS4, click on the ‘Help’ menu and select ‘Deactivate…’.” Laura says, “No, the computer was stolen, I can’t do that.” The woman replies, “Open CS4, click on the ‘Help’ menu and select ‘Deactivate…’.” — “No. Do you understand that the computer was stolen!?” — “Open CS4, click on the ‘Help’ menu and select ‘Deactivate…’.” — “F***!!!”
Second Call
Laura calls customer service and explains the issue she’s having, hoping that this customer service representative will be a bit more competent, sure she just got a bad apple. After explaining the issue, she is told that the CS4 has been deactivated on the other computer and everything is gravy. Great. Laura asks for the woman’s name so that she can have some record of her conversation. “Nancy.” — “Okay… do you have an employee id number? Or is there a confirmation number for this call? Anything?” Nothing. She hangs up. Opens up CS4 on her laptop, and the issue still exists. — “F***!!!” — to our knowledge the woman flat out lied to us and in fact did absolutely nothing but put Laura on hold.
We wait a day.
Third Call
Laura calls customer service and talks to the first person that appeared to be of any use. She explains the issue, again. The customer service agent, Enrique, takes down much of her information to confirm her account and in the end says she’ll have to call back tomorrow because their “Activation Queue” is down he is unable to deactivate the installation of the other computer(s). At this point Laura insists on speaking to Enrique’s manager, which he resists. Finally she is placed on hold for a considerable amount of time until she gets the manager. The manger explains that the “Activation Queue” is down and she needs to call back tomorrow. Laura asks again for names or call numbers and is told that the customer service representatives are not allowed to give out their information for their own protection. Keep in mind they are in India. If they need to protect themselves from people getting upset enough to fly across the globe, they’ve got some serious problems. She gets no customer ids, no call numbers. Nothing. She asks to speak to the manager’s manger. No such thing. The line stops there.
Meanwhile…
…at Analog Interactive, my boss Shawn Sheely has been dealing with my installations of CS3 and CS4. Luckily, my CS4 had only been installed on one other computer (the one that was stolen) and so it activated fine. However, my CS3 had been on two machines previously — same story as Laura except I had a pixel out on my monitor instead of having the graphics card fail — Go Apple! Either way, Shawn had to call and deal with Adobe to sort out both copies, first so we could get CS3 working, and second to avoid future trouble with our copy of CS4. Shawn decided to call Technical Support instead of Customer Support. He called, talked to someone in India, and had the issue resolved almost immediately. Note, he made this call within two hours of Laura being told the “Activation Queue” was down and to call the next day.
Fourth Call
Laura now calls Technical Support. They add another activation to the account. CS4 runs fine. They give her a case number for the call. She also gets an email regarding the call with the case number. Everything is dandy.
WTF!?!?!
Adobe is a not a fortune 500 company, it only ranks 601. Even with such a low standing in the realm of the largest corporations in the world, I expected more form Adobe. I have been so utterly disappointed at this point that there is no possible way I will be able to look at Adobe the same. I thought they were one of the “good” corporate giants. Turns out I was wrong. Their customer service department purposefully gave us the run around three out of three times. If they actually knew how to do their job they simply could have told us to call Tech Support. How f***ing hard is that!? Why couldn’t we get a case number or an employee number for the customer service calls? Either Adobe has no idea how shitty their customer service is or they are promoting the behavior. It’s just bullshit.
Continued Ranting…
I hate that we, as a society, keep falling to the lowest common denominator like this. I would think, that a company in Adobe’s shoes, with such a huge dominance over a market, with such a high end product, would take that profit and continue to develop the best product possible with the best customer service available. You would think after spending $1799 on a software suite you would be treated like f***ing gold. Instead you have these huge corporate giants like Adobe or Microsoft or Apple, just to name a few, that seem to have a breaking point for integrity. Microsoft started out as amazingly innovative company that was the best at what they did; and slowly but ever surely they ended up taking nearly a decade to develop a worthless piece of shit like Windows Vista. As for Apple, I generally believe they have a superior product with, relatively, superior customer service. However, with their growing success I truly feel that Apple is starting to slip down the same path — specifically the bullshit that has come with the success of the iPhone and their affiliation with AT&T.
The best customer service I have ever received was from the Zippo Manufacturing Company. Zippo has made a vastly superior product with the most outstanding customer service I have ever come across in the course of my life. Their lighters are great. So great in fact that Zippo stands by the quality of a Zippo and will replace any Zippo if it breaks or fails for any reason, ever. I used to have a Zippo; I lost it to an airport post 9/11 — don’t get me started on the bullshit of Airport Security. At one point the hinge of the Zippo broke. There’s a pin that holds the top of the Zippo on, and that pin broke. I could have sent the Zippo in and had them repair it, but since it had some sentimental value, I didn’t want to send it through the mail. Instead, I emailed Zippo, telling them I just needed the pin and could probably fix it myself. Immediately, no questions asked, Zippo mailed me a package with two replacement pins, a few extra flints, some info on Zippo, and a prepaid envelope that I could use if I wished to send in the Zippo to be repaired. They also sent a keychain what was an encased penny, and the casing was engraved. It said: “The penny you’ll never spend to replace a Zippo.” They didn’t ask for any proof that I owned the Zippo, they didn’t care. To them I was a customer that needed service and they provided the absolute best service possible, going above and beyond my requests, and it didn’t cost me a thing. I bought the Zippo for $20 and it got me the best customer service in the world. Why should I expect any less from anything else I buy, especially if it costs nearly 100 times as much? I do wonder though, what would Zippo be like if 90% of all people who owned lighters only bought Zippo’s. Would Zippo still have the same level of integrity? One would hope so, but based on experience, I wouldn’t bet on it.
I don’t understand people. I don’t understand what the f***ing problem is. I’m on my way into work, and this guy in a pickup truck cuts me off with a right turn. I kind of want to say he meant to do it. Why? Well we he got around the corner and was immediate stopped by a red light, I was given the opportunity to confront him. “Hey, watch out!” His reply? “Me watch out? Maybe you should watch out.” To which I of course replied with, “I’ve got every right to be where I was and do what I was doing. You don’t have the right to cut me off.” And his witty remark? “We’ll you should be careful, don’t want anything bad to happen.” With that sort of sarcasm that could only me he wants to run me off the road. Seriously!? WTF!? What is wrong with people in cars? You’re in such a damn hurry that you can’t wait for anyone around you? Bikes have every right to use the road. I don’t see cars running down pedestrians in sidewalks, although they do get honked at every now and again which is still insane. Put your ego down, you’re not the most important person in the world, and you’ll probably just end up at a red light. Pathetic. Have some consideration for other people. Is that too much to ask?
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Okay, so I’m a little pissed off this morning. Why? Because I was forced to play chicken with an Escalade (ooh, those are just fantastic *sarcasm* – FUCK Escalades).
So I’m riding down Hennepin Ave this morning on my way into work. Normally riding down the bike lane you have to worry about traffic taking a left hand turn into you and for the most part that’s it. But every once in a while you get an idiot, like the idiot I saw this morning. And some of you reading this might say, “Hey, come on now. How do you know they were an idiot.” One: she was driving while talking on the phone. Two: she was driving the wrong way and in the bike lane. Three: She was driving an Escalade. Now one of those, even two at a time I can understand, but all three at once? I think you’re going to be fairly hard pressed to find that person’s IQ over 100.
Now, back to the story. So I’m riding down Hennepin and all of a sudden I see this woman driving straight towards me. On Hennepin there are 3 lanes of traffic going east (NE) on a one way. Then there’s a bike lane (two “bike-sized” lanes one going each direction) and then one bus/taxi lane going the opposite direction as traffic. I was riding the same direction as the three lanes of traffic. The Escalade was driving the same direction as the bus lane. Now, I’ve seen people driving down the bus lane and you want to yell, “Hey, that’s a bus lane,” because it’s illegal and they’ll get in trouble if they aren’t aware that it’s a bus lane. The lady who was talking on her phone and driving in her fancy new SUV was not even in the bus lane. She was either completely unaware that there was a bike lane or just didn’t care. Either way, when she saw me biking straight towards her, she slowed down some, but she did not move out of the bike lane, and she did not stop. If I would have stayed in the bike lane (I had to move into the three lanes of traffic to swerve around her) I’m not entirely sure she would have stopped or moved to avoid hitting me. So I played chicken and lost to someone who (in my opinion) was an idiot and operating an extremely dangerous vehicle for anyone around her.
It upsets me that motor vehicles have almost completely quit taking the responsibility of the safety of those around them into consideration. In the past two months there have been two car-on-bike casualties (that I know of) in the Twin Cities. People continue to buy their Escalades and Hummers so they can feel safer on the road, but meanwhile everyone driving their economical Honda is put more into harms way. If it was a smaller vehicle that almost hit me this morning, I probably wouldn’t have been as shook up. Honestly, if I got hit by a Geo Metro going 20 MPH, I probably would have gotten hurt, but nothing too serious. I would have gotten thrown onto the hood of the car, maybe broken the windshield. Now in the case of an SUV coming straight at me going even 15 MPH? That’s how people die. I would have gotten knocked down and the SUV would have driven right over me. There’s a safety advantage when riding a bike around normal sized vehicles because on the bike you’re center of gravity is above the hood of most vehicles. It’s the vehicles with the hood ornament at eye level, those are the ones that scare me.
Do the world a favor. Spend your time and money on something better than a big fancy SUV. Make this world a healthier, safer place for our children and get a small economical car. This isn’t high school, it’s not a competition. Cars are useful because they make sense, not because they’re what the super bowl commercial told you to buy. And start seeing bicyclist.